So this is gonna be a FULL review of my time with URB gummies. Strap in.
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I love URB products! I've been using them for over a year now after discovering them on my first nervous trip to a dispensary. My intro product was the old Prickly Pear Watermelon gummies, which remain my favorite flavor of all time.
The old Urb 10mg gummies give me much more of a hangover than these new 10mg ones, but it comes with a catch. Some of the flavors are good, and some... well.
Old 10mg Gummies:
Effects: Good head high, very sleepy after a couple hours after consuming. Leaves me feeling groggy and 'hung over' the next day, and I feel the effects linger mentally much longer.
Flavors:
Prickly Pear Watermelon: Sweet, slightly tart, almost NO thc taste, and a wonderful color. 10/10, my favorite flavor Urb has made that I've tried so far. Would demolish these if they were regular gummies instead of edibles. The only thing keeping me from inhaling a jar of these is the fact that in an hour, I'd go to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism- spAce.
Sour Blueberry: Tied with watermelon for my favorite. Little bit of a sour kick, deliciously sweet candy blue raspberry/blueberry flavor, and almost no weed taste. Divine, would also pound these like popcorn if they wouldn't send me to The Void upon consumption.
Others:
Blueberry Pom CBD Gummies: Didn't like these for their plant-y flavor and strange effects. Due to the high amount of CBD oil, these had more of a 'body high' effect, and they weren't what I was looking for. Pretty not great tasting after the initial fruityness passes.
Island Peach: Oh god. Oh lord. There I go. Goodbye. [Jokes aside, HATE the taste of these. Due to the high THC concentration, very strong weed taste that no amount of peachy goodness could mask, like a sad highschooler becoming the class clown to hide their tears.]
Tropical Breeze [NEW]: Fruity Perfume. Terrible, have to chase it down with some other type of fruit juice to muffle the sounds of Tropical Breeze's fruity lies. HOWEVER, this gummy has less of a brain high effect, which lends it nicely to an evening where I want to relax more than fly high. Good effects, weird-ass taste.
NEW 10mg gummies:
Tangy Tangerine: Pretty tasty! Tastes like a more tart version of those sugar-coated orange slice candies! I can't complain too much, even if a little more sweetness might make it slightly more pleasant. The effects, though... I have anxiety, and I take gummies to relax my mind off of things. The best way to describe Tangy Tangerine's all-sativa blend...? It makes my brain go "!!!!!!" and sometimes, not in a good way. If I take just a little, it makes me more productive and chatty! But if I take a whole one, I wind up feeling like that motion-blurred image of Mr. Krabs. Confused and way too alert for my own good. But, still a fine gummy if I take the right amount!
Lemon Lime: Ohhh my love lemon lime, you are a wonderful new addition to flavortown. Tastes like a gummied version of a Squirt. Zesty [like me], sweet, and with that delicious candied lime taste, it's my favorite of the new line. The effect is perfect too, feeling very close to the effects the old 10mg have on me due to their hybrid blend. They also don't linger as long! So I know if I take one at 5, I'll be mostly sober by the time I get in bed. Couldn't do that with the old ones. All in all, Lemon Lime is perfect, don't change a thing [except... maybe a sour version??? Hmmmm????]
Sour Blueberry [NEW]: Ohhh my darling. Look at how they massacred my boy. I'm not sure what happened between the old Sour Blueberry and the new, but while my old lad SB tasted like a delightful sour candy, the new SB is like if a bar of soap made out with a blueberry leaf. I will never buy the new SB again purely because the act of eating one is more unpleasant than the horrors it may help me escape. [EDIT: the old blueberry gummies are here to stay [I hope] so I'll be back to buying those! Hopefully one day the new SB tastes as good u_u]
All in all, good consistent gummies, but I wish the jars were more air-tight and the new blueberry didn't taste like butt. BUT HEY, the old formula is back in rotation, so I can't complain TOO much.~
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